A Secret Deal.

Hello,

I am an investment consultant working with Bank Of
Swtizerland, UBS AG. at their offshore department
Zurich Switzerland.I will be happy to work this deal
out with you if you have a coporate or personal Bank
Account and if you are capable to keep TOP SECRET.I
need strong Assurance that you will never let me
down,if I transter this money to your account.

During one of our peroidic auditing I discorved a
dormant accounts with holding balance of 18,000.000.00
{Eighteen million US Dollars only} this account has
not been operated for the past years. As at this
moment,I am constrained to issue more details about
this business until your response is received.

If you are not familiar with my Bank profile,please
take a moment of your very busy schedules to read
about my Bank website;uwww.ubs.com and I look forward
to hearing from you as soon as possible if you are
interested, on replying send me the followings.

Hmmmm. If I'm not familiar with the bank--because I don't trust this guy--I should go to their web site. However, what he wants me to do is to help him "transfer the money to my account"--i.e., steal the money. Am I the only one to see the irony here?

Total To Date: $18,000,000